if u luuurrvvvee someone

Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, here’s the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she doesn’t comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
She’ll evolve.

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn’t, so what! “NEXT”.

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ….
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn’t, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Nowadays’ style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn’t, Hunt it Down and Kill It…!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL!

If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!