年青人vs政府

Um....

年青人 : 我要買樓 !
政府: 「新一代太急進買樓，不應以買樓為人生目標」
年青人 : 我要公屋 !
政府 : 「有能力的大學生或年輕人不應霸佔公屋或以申請公屋為人生目標」
年青人 : 我要居屋 !
政府 : 「居屋的歷史任務已經完成」
年青人 : 我要夾屋 !
政府 : 「夾屋破壞房地產市場供求」
年青人 : 我要打份好工 !
政府 : 「年青人不要心頭太高, 要捱得苦, 累積經驗最重要」
年青人 : 我要創業 !
政府: 「年青人不要好高騖遠, 要腳踏實地」
年青人 : 咁我做小販算 ...
政府: 「香港市容整潔很重要, 不準做小販」
年青人 : 咁我去掃街囉 ...
政府: 「年青人不求上進, 毫無理想」
年青人 : 我去死算啦咁!!!!!
政府:「骨灰龕位 供不應求」

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親愛的八十後請你告訴我，你有什麼感覺？
你說：好到肉！講中哂我地既心聲！香港政府PK啦！七一維園見！

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Breath taking!

Christopher Kane nail polish

i have no idea since when im this addicted to the colour BLUE

Movies

Nate: Why do you like watching movies you've already seen?
Blair: I like knowing how things are going to turn out.

Anna Mouglalis

GORG.

Di

The Windsor Knot

Seal it with a kiss!

Everything happens for a reason

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

Tops from topshop

The sheer joy of finding bargains is orgasmic :)

LAZY LACEY

finally a wave of warmer weather woohoo
but it is still ridiculously chilly in the morning

A true Hollywood icon of the golden era

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

R.I.P.

Britney Spears' Perfumes

"Fantasy" was created by Jim Krivda, and its notes are red lychee, golden quince, kiwi, cupcake accord, jasmine petals, white chocolate, orchid, musk, orris root and sensual woods. It is initially smelling fruity, then very sweet, showing the promised smells of cupcake and white chocolate, with a very light floral smell.



"Midnight Fantasy" is classified as a sensual, sweet, fruity, feminine, flowery fragrance. Fragrance notes: black cherries, plum, orchid, freesia, musk, amber. Midnight Fantasy is recommended for romantic wear."



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Rose the one

The notes include blackcurrant, pink grapefruit, mandarin, lily of the valley, rose, litchi, peony, Madonna lily, ambrette seed, sandalwood, musk and vanilla.

Bad gals

if u luuurrvvvee someone

Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, here’s the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she doesn’t comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
She’ll evolve.

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn’t, so what! “NEXT”.

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ….
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn’t, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Nowadays’ style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn’t, Hunt it Down and Kill It…!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL!

If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!